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I asked my wife if I was the best thing that ever happened to her. She said, 'Yes, after coffee.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, 'Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.' So I bought her nothing.
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I asked my husband if he remembered what today was. He said, 'Of course, it's our anniversary.' That was a relief; I thought he forgot my birthday!
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My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess, so I married her off to a stranger to strengthen the kingdom.
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My wife and I were happy until we met a couple who was happier. Now we're working on a time machine.
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with. She said yes, the others were at least sevens or eights.
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My wife and I decided to role-play. I played the part of someone who knows how to fix things around the house, and she played the part of someone who appreciates it.
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