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Why did the counselor become a musician? Because they know how to help people find their 'key' to happiness!
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Why did the counselor bring a magnifying glass to the therapy session? To examine the 'tiny' details of life's challenges!
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Why did the counselor become a gardener? Because they knew how to help people 'root' out their problems!
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Why did the counselor start a bakery? Because they wanted to help people 'rise' above their problems!
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Why did the counselor bring a mirror to the therapy session? To reflect on the deeper issues!
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Why did the counselor bring a map to the therapy session? To help clients navigate through their issues!
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Why did the counselor bring a pencil to the therapy session? To draw out the solutions!
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Why did the counselor bring a ladder to the therapy session? Because they wanted to reach new heights of understanding!
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Why did the counselor become a chef? Because they know how to 'stir up' positive emotions!
Unlicensed Life Coach
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My counselor's like an unlicensed life coach, telling me to embrace uncertainty while charging me for their sage advice. Cheers to paradoxes!
Therapeutic Stand-up
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You know your counselor's good when they make you laugh about your issues. I might just start paying them in comedy club tickets!
Fee for Free Advice
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You ever think about how we pay someone to listen to our problems when we can find plenty of free advice on the internet? Maybe my counselor needs to up their meme game!
Shrink or Mind Reader?
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Sometimes I swear my counselor knows what I'm thinking before I even do. Is that a master's degree or a crystal ball they're hiding?
Secrets & Eureka Moments
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Ever had a counseling session where you're about to spill your deepest secrets, but instead, you suddenly remember where you left your keys? Now that's therapeutic amnesia!
The Job's Secure, Not My Sanity
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My counselor says they're in a stable profession, but have they seen my mental stability after dealing with my life's chaos?
Therapist or Bartender?
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You ever wonder if your counselor's office is just a less boozy version of a bar? Like instead of shots, they offer emotional chasers after each session!
Emotional Roller Coaster Guide
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I'd ask my counselor for a refund, but then I realize they've been the one holding the map to my roller coaster life. Can't put a price on that!
Mind Gym Membership
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Going to a counselor's like hitting the gym for your brain. The only downside? No discounts for mental push-ups or emotional squats.
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