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Why did Cotton Eye Joe become a chef? Because he wanted to turnip the beet!
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Why did Cotton Eye Joe become a traffic cop? He wanted to make sure everyone moved in a square dance formation at the intersections!
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Why did Cotton Eye Joe start a software company? He wanted to create programs that could do-si-do without crashing!
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Cotton Eye Joe opened a bakery, but he had trouble with the dough – it kept square dancing right out of the kitchen!
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Cotton Eye Joe started a fashion line, specializing in square dance attire. His slogan? 'Dress for the dance, not the romance!
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What's Cotton Eye Joe's favorite movie genre? Square-tastic adventures – where every plot twist involves a surprise square dance!
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What's Cotton Eye Joe's favorite subject in school? Geometry – he loves figuring out the angles for the perfect square dance!
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I asked my grandma if she knew the Cotton Eye Joe, and she said, 'Honey, I've been doing the Cotton Eye Joe since it was just called 'the hoedown.'
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Cotton Eye Joe is proof that even in the world of dance, there's always that one guy who doesn't follow the rhythm and just ends up doing a solo interpretive dance to a completely different song.
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Cotton Eye Joe is like the Macarena's rebellious cousin. Instead of smooth and coordinated moves, it's all about flailing limbs and hoping no one gets knocked out.
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If you ever want to test a relationship, just teach your partner the Cotton Eye Joe. If you can survive that dance without breaking up, you can get through anything together. It's the ultimate relationship stress test.
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I tried doing the Cotton Eye Joe once, and now I have a new appreciation for how scarecrows must feel trying to shoo away crows.
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Cotton Eye Joe is like a relationship. It starts off simple, but before you know it, you're spinning around, confused, and wondering how you ended up in this mess.
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You know you're at a wild party when everyone starts doing the Cotton Eye Joe, and suddenly the dance floor turns into a chaotic square dance showdown.
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I did the Cotton Eye Joe at a wedding once, and now I'm not allowed within 50 feet of a dance floor. Apparently, I turned the 'electric slide' into the 'electrocute yourself slide.'
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Cotton Eye Joe: The only dance move that makes you question if you've just stepped on a rusty nail or if you're having a good time.
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