6 Jokes For Cotton Eye Joe

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Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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Cotton Eye Joe went to a magic show and asked the magician to turn his hat into a square dance floor. The magician said, 'Sorry, that's beyond my abracadabra!
Why did Cotton Eye Joe bring a ladder to the dance? He heard it was the best way to reach new heights in the square dance world!
Cotton Eye Joe tried stand-up comedy, but his jokes were always a bit square. The audience kept saying, 'Is this a punchline or a dos-à-dos?
What's Cotton Eye Joe's favorite kind of music? Square dance beats, of course!
Cotton Eye Joe went to therapy to work on his commitment issues. Turns out, he was just avoiding long-term relationships because he couldn't resist the urge to dance away!
Cotton Eye Joe was asked to join a book club, but he declined. He prefers square dancing because, with books, you can't dip and spin them around!

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