20 Jokes For Corey

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Updated on: Jul 13 2024

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Did you hear about Corey's new job at the bakery? He's really kneading the dough!
Why did Corey bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
How does Corey communicate with dolphins? He uses 'corey'-spondence!
Why did Corey bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to 'corey'-ct someone!
Why did the tomato blush around Corey? It saw his 'corey'-geous smile!
Why did Corey open a bakery? He wanted to make some 'corey'-ssants!
How does Corey navigate the ocean? He uses a 'corey'-compass!
Why did Corey become a gardener? He loves 'corey'-santhemums!
Why did the bicycle fall over when Corey rode it? It couldn't handle his 'corey'-strength!
Why did Corey take a car to the party? He wanted to 'corey'-pool!

Corey's Tech Troubles

Corey tried to set up his smart home. Now his toaster's posting selfies on Instagram and his fridge is live-streaming its contents.

Corey's Dating Dilemmas

Corey’s dating profile says he’s looking for someone who’s into long walks... because he's always lost and needs directions.

Corey's Music Misadventures

Corey thinks he's a rockstar. Last gig? He tried crowd-surfing at a library.

Corey's Movie Mishaps

Corey once tried to recreate a famous movie scene. Let’s just say, using spaghetti for web-slinging didn't go well.

Corey's Pet Problems

Corey got a pet fish. Named it 'Shark'. Found out it was a goldfish when it got stuck in a plastic treasure chest.

Corey's DIY Disasters

They say Corey's attempts at fixing things are legendary. Like when he tried to fix his faucet and ended up flooding the whole neighborhood.

Corey's Fashion Fiascos

Ever seen Corey's fashion sense? The man thinks mismatched socks are the latest trend... for formal events.

Corey's Travel Traumas

Heard about Corey's last vacation? He packed sunscreen for a ski trip and brought a snowboard to the beach.

Corey's Gym Adventures

Corey joined a gym and said he was lifting weights. Turns out, it was just a two-pound burrito from the café.

Corey's Culinary Catastrophes

You ever meet Corey? The guy who thinks a smoke alarm is just his dinner bell.

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