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You ever notice how every family gathering has that one aunt who wants to know when you're getting married? It's like she's got a subscription to "Your Love Life Monthly" and wants the latest issue!
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You ever notice how alarm clocks have that snooze button strategically placed? It's like they're saying, "You can delay the inevitable, but I'll be back, and next time, you won't be so lucky!
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Why is it that whenever you're at a friend's place, you can never find the light switch? It's like they're running some underground 'Find the Switch' game show, and you're the unwitting contestant!
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You know what's weird? Every time I get a new phone, suddenly, everyone's a comedian. "Oh, you got the new model? Guess it's time to drop it and see if it's really 'indestructible'!
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Have you ever tried to pick up a package someone left on your doorstep, and suddenly you're playing a game of "Is this a gift or did I just steal someone's Amazon order?
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I swear, microwaves are the most optimistic appliances in our homes. Every time I open one, it's like, "You think three minutes is enough time for that frozen burrito? Let's find out!
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You ever notice how grocery stores have those huge parking lots but only five cart return areas? It's like they're challenging us to play a game of cart Tetris after we're done shopping!
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Why is it that the best parking spots are always reserved for the most obscure things? "Oh, spot number one's taken, but don't worry, we've got one right next to the 'Future Site of That Restaurant Everyone Forgot About'.
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Ever try to have a quiet moment to yourself at a coffee shop, and suddenly you're part of an impromptu conference call? It's like they've got a sign outside that says, "Free Wi-Fi and Unwanted Opinions!
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