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I congratulated my friend on becoming a baker. He said, 'It's a sweet job, but it has its crusts and turns!
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Why did the cheese get an award? Because it was grate at melting hearts! Congrats on your cheesy charm!
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I congratulated my friend on winning a marathon. He said, 'It was a real race against thyme!
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Why did the calendar get an award? Because it had dates worth celebrating! Congrats on a year of good times!
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I congratulated my friend on learning to juggle. He said it was all in good 'circus-tances'!
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Why did the bicycle go to the party? It wanted to say 'congratulations' on reaching a new milestone!
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Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Congrats on being a-maize-ing!
Congratu-later
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When someone says congratulation, it feels like they're subtly telling you, I acknowledge your achievement... but just a little. Like tipping someone with a single coin.
The Unfortunate Miscongratulation
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Ever been in a situation where you think someone's pregnant but they're not? Saying congratulation just makes you look like someone who missed the memo and then failed at grammar.
A Well-Timed Congratulation
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You know, saying congratulation instead of congratulations is like showing up to a birthday party with one balloon. It's like, Hey, here's your singular cheer for life's achievement!
Congratu-what's-the-point?
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I tried saying congratulation once. The reaction was so lukewarm; I might as well have just whispered a disappointed sigh.
The Half-Hearted Hooray
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When you say congratulation, it's as if you're giving someone a standing ovation but only clapping with one hand.
A Congratu-what-a-letdown
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Telling someone congratulation is the equivalent of handing them a card that says, I almost cared enough to get this right.
The Singular Celebration
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You ever notice how saying congratulation feels like giving someone half a high-five? It's like you want to celebrate, but only with one arm.
Congratu-what-now?
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I once saw a guy try to impress a group by saying, Congratulation! It was like watching a chicken try to play chess; you appreciate the effort, but man, that's not how you do it!
The Lone Cheerleader
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Saying congratulation is like being a cheerleader for a team of one. It's like, Go team... but not really.
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