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It's funny how "congratulations" is the go-to response for everything from engagements to finishing a sandwich. It's like we've run out of words, so we default to this all-purpose cheer.
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You ever notice how saying "congratulations" sometimes feels like you're being forced into a celebration you didn't sign up for? It's like, "Congratulations, you're now obligated to smile and pretend to care about my achievement.
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Congratulations" is the polite way of saying, "I acknowledge your achievement, but let's not make a big deal out of it." It's like a verbal pat on the back without the actual physical contact. How thoughtful.
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You know you're an adult when "congratulations" becomes a more common expression than "awesome" or "cool." It's like we've all collectively agreed that adulting deserves a round of verbal applause.
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You ever notice how people say "congratulations" for things you have zero control over, like being born? It's like, "Great job on being born! You really nailed that whole existence thing.
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Congratulations" is the only word that can turn a promotion into a questionable achievement. "Oh, you got a promotion? Congratulations... I guess? Does that mean you have more work now?
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Congratulations" is the only word that can make you question if you've achieved something or if people are just being polite. "Congratulations on finishing your meal." Thanks, I guess? Did I just win at dinner?
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Saying "congratulations" is the social equivalent of giving a thumbs up. It's the emoji of spoken language. Next time someone shares good news, just respond with, "Thumbs up, buddy!
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The word "congratulations" is basically society's way of saying, "You did what you were supposed to do, and we're surprised and impressed." It's like, "Congratulations on adulting today. We didn't think you had it in you!
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