7 Jokes About Confidence

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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I told my computer I needed confidence, and now it keeps auto-correcting 'I can't' to 'I can!' Thanks, spellcheck.
I'm so confident in my cooking that I can burn water and still call it a unique recipe.
Confidence is like underwear. You should have it, but there's no need to show it off.
Why did the confident cat become a motivational speaker? It had purr-suasive charisma.
I'm so confident that I can dance like no one is watching, even when my roommates are secretly filming for a laugh later.
I tried to impress my crush by being confident in my knowledge of astronomy. Turns out, I pointed out the wrong constellation. Now we're both lost.
Why did the confident chef make great decisions? Because he knew how to trust his gut feeling.

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