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Confident Technology
Smartphones acting more confident than their owners
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My phone's facial recognition is so confident, it unlocks when it sees a picture of my cat. I guess my cat is my doppelgänger in the feline world. Now I'm just waiting for my cat to start taking selfies and posting on my social media.
Confidence in Weather Apps
Weather apps predicting the future with too much certainty
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I downloaded a weather app that claimed it could predict rain down to the minute. I stood outside, staring at my watch, waiting for a single drop. The app should come with a disclaimer: "Results may vary based on the whims of Mother Nature.
Confidence in Fashion
Bold fashion choices that may be a bit too confident
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Bought a pair of jeans that came pre-ripped. I thought I'd save time, but now I look like I got in a fight with a lawnmower and lost. The confidence level of those jeans is higher than my self-esteem after wearing them.
Overconfident Pets
Pets with too much confidence
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Got a fish recently, thought it would be a low-maintenance pet. Turns out, he's the cockiest fish in the tank. Swims around like he's training for the Olympics. I swear, he does synchronized swimming when I'm not looking.
Confident Appliances
Appliances that think they know better
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Bought a smart coffee maker. It's so confident; it thinks it knows my mood based on the coffee strength. I swear, one morning it brewed me an espresso and said, "I sense you need a pick-me-up." Maybe I just need more sleep, Mr. Coffee.
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