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Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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I told my toilet a joke, but it didn't laugh. It takes crap seriously.
I asked my toilet if it wanted to go on a diet. It said, 'No way, I'm already a bowl contender!
My toilet and I have a great relationship. We're really on the same roll.
I asked my toilet if it was a morning person. It said, 'Not really, I'm more of an afternoon de-light!
I told my toilet it was a 'bowl-d' move. It didn't flush with embarrassment!
I asked my toilet if it had a favorite song. It said, 'Urine My Heart!

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