6 Jokes For Commandment

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Updated on: Aug 14 2024

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What did the painter say about the ninth commandment? 'I never brush over the truth!
I broke the eleventh commandment - thou shalt not procrastinate. But I'll repent... tomorrow!
I asked my phone if it could follow the commandments. It said, 'Sorry, I'm unable to take those commands at this time.
I told my computer ten jokes, but it didn't laugh at any. I guess it's keeping the 'Thou shalt not giggle' commandment!
I told my pet cat the commandment about stealing, and now she's guiltily eyeing the neighbor's fish!
Why was the math book sad about the fifth commandment? It had too many 'problems'!

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