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The Practical Commandment
Applying commandments in everyday situations
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Moses brought down the commandments on stone tablets. If he had done it today, they'd be on a flash drive. Because, you know, it's all about that portable wisdom.
The Lazy Commandment
Finding shortcuts to follow the commandments
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Moses must have had a committee to come up with the commandments. If he'd been a stand-up comedian, he'd have said, "Okay, here are ten suggestions. Pick the ones you like, and let's call it divine wisdom.
The Millennial Commandment
Translating ancient wisdom into millennial language
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If Moses were a millennial, the burning bush would have been a group chat. God would have sent a message like, "Hey Moses, get off the mountain; we're having a Zoom meeting to discuss the commandments.
The Forgetful Commandment
Trying to remember the commandments
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Moses must have been the original forgetful comedian. He comes down from the mountain with these stone tablets and says, "I've got the commandments, but I left the charger up there. Anyone got a spare lightning cable?
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