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Why did the scarecrow get invited to the college party? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call a college party in the chemistry lab? A reaction mixer!
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Why was the broom invited to the college party? They heard it was going to sweep everyone off their feet!
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I went to a college party dressed as an elevator. I wanted to elevate the atmosphere!
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Why did the physics major bring a ladder to the college party? To study the highs and lows of the social spectrum.
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Why did the geology major excel at the college party? He knew how to rock!
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College parties are the only place where someone can major in beer pong and still feel overqualified.
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College parties are like group projects - you never know who's doing the most work until it's too late, and someone always ends up throwing up.
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I went to a college party once and realized my GPA wasn't the only thing spiraling downwards that night.
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College parties are the only place where 'Let's get this bread' means someone's bringing a pizza to the beer pong table.
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College parties are the only time you'll see someone do a keg stand and think, 'Wow, they're really nailing that upside-down yoga pose.'
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College parties are like finding Waldo – there's always that one guy in the corner who's been passed out for hours, and you wonder how he got there in the first place.
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College parties are a great way to test your social skills. Can you hold a conversation over the deafening music while simultaneously trying not to spill your drink or make eye contact with the person doing a keg stand? It's a delicate dance, my friends.
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You know you're at a college party when the DJ is mixing beats like a chemistry student trying to concoct the perfect cocktail of regret.
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College Parties: Where the only thing getting a higher education is the keg stand.
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