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You know it's a college party when you find yourself nodding along to a conversation about the societal implications of a TV show, all while wondering if the pizza guy got lost on the way because, let's face it, that's the real MVP of the night.
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College parties have this unwritten rule: the ratio of people dancing badly to people actually dancing well is about 10 to 1. It's like a competition to see who can pull off the most uncoordinated moves without knocking over their drink.
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College parties are the only place where you can witness the evolution of a friendship in fast-forward. It starts with "Hey, what's your name?" and ends with "We should totally road trip together this summer!
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Have you ever noticed how college parties have this magical ability to turn a perfectly decent living room into what looks like the aftermath of a tornado that had a passionate love affair with a confetti factory?
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You ever walk into a college party and realize it's the only place where someone can be simultaneously playing beer pong, having a deep conversation about philosophy, and trying to impress everyone with their terrible dance moves? It's like a circus with a soundtrack of off-key karaoke.
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College parties are like a social experiment in chaos theory. You start with a few drinks, a playlist, and before you know it, someone's dancing on a table while the floor becomes a graveyard of red plastic cups.
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At a college party, the music is so loud that if Beethoven himself rose from the dead and decided to join the revelry, he'd probably start composing dubstep just to fit in.
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Ever notice how college parties have this invisible force field that prevents anyone from finding a comfortable temperature? You're either sweating like you're in a sauna or shivering like you just stumbled into the Arctic.
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There's a unique phenomenon at college parties where the line for the bathroom is longer than the line for the actual party. You'd think they were giving out diplomas in there instead of just a queue for the loo.
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