7 Jokes For Clock

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Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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Why did the clock join a band? It had good 'timing'!
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many ticks and couldn't tock about its feelings.
What's a clock's favorite dance? The 'tick-tock tango'!
How does a clock show love? It gives you its 'time and affection'!
Why did the clock become a detective? It always knew how to 'track' time!
How do you make a clock laugh? Tell it a 'second' joke!
What did the wall say to the clock? 'I'll always have your back!

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