8 Jokes For Clock

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Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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What do you say to a clock that's being mean? 'Face it, you've got some issues!
Why did the clock go to the bar? It wanted to unwind!
What did the digital clock say to its mother? 'Look, Ma, no hands!'
What did one clock say to another at their high school reunion? 'Long time, no see!
Why was the clock always excited for meetings? It loved a good 'face-to-face'!
What do you call a clock on a roller coaster? 'Time' travel!
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? 'Your time is past!
What's a clock's favorite game? Tick-tac-toe!

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