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What do you call a fish that knows how to clap? A round of applause-ter!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of the constant applause!
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Why did the tomato turn red during the applause? It saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the chef become a great clapper? Because he knew how to handle the whisk and the applause!
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I tried to come up with a joke about clapping, but it's not my forte. I guess I didn't have the right applause-line.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even the sound of applause!
Clap: The Universal Translator
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They say laughter is the universal language, but I beg to differ. I think it's clapping. No matter where you are in the world, if someone starts clapping, you join in. It's the UN of non-verbal communication. Yes, we may have cultural differences, but let's all agree that this deserves a round of applause!
Clap, the Soundtrack of Mediocrity
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Clapping is like the soundtrack of mediocrity. It's the participation trophy of sound. You tried your best, and we acknowledge that with a few half-hearted claps. Better luck next time, champ.
Clap Therapy
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I recently tried this new thing called clap therapy. Instead of pouring out my feelings to a therapist, I just stand in a room and clap for myself. It's cheaper, and I get a round of applause every time I make a terrible life decision.
The Silent Applause
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You ever notice how in some places people don't just clap, they unleash the power of the silent clap? It's like they're applauding in Morse code for ghosts. Maybe they're afraid of waking up the neighbor's pet hamster or something.
Applause, the Original Emoji
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Applause is like the original emoji. If our ancestors had smartphones, I'm pretty sure instead of drawing cave paintings, they'd be sending each other little hands clapping symbols. It's the OG way of saying, You did not get eaten by a sabertooth tiger today. Bravo!
The Standing Ovation Conspiracy
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Standing ovations are the real conspiracy theory. Why do we stand up and clap? Is it a secret society agreement where we collectively decide to stretch our legs simultaneously? I swear half the time I'm standing because the person in front of me stood, and I can't see anything anymore.
The Awkward Clap
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Ever been caught in an awkward clap situation? You start clapping, and then you realize nobody else is joining in, so you slowly transform your applause into an awkward hair swipe or a cough. It's the adult version of pretending you were just stretching.
Clap Gymnastics
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Have you ever tried clap gymnastics? It's the art of trying to clap in time with the rest of the audience, and failing spectacularly. It's like a synchronized swimming routine, but with hands. I always end up clapping on the offbeat, like I'm in my own rebellious jazz band.
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