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You know you're an adult when you start clapping to turn off the lights. It's like, "I've reached a point where my enthusiasm for energy efficiency is stronger than my desire to avoid physical activity.
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Clapping is the closest thing we have to a manual applause button in real life. "Oh, you just made a great point! clap, clap Can we get a round of applause for this brilliant mind?
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Why do we clap when a plane lands? Like, did the pilot need that extra motivation? "Great job, Captain! You successfully brought us back to the ground. clap, clap Now let's hope you find the exit taxiway.
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The only time we genuinely appreciate the existence of clapping is when we're trying to kill a mosquito. It's like, "Come on, mosquito, just fly into my hands. clap, clap I promise not to complain about the itchy bites later.
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Have you ever noticed how people start clapping when the elevator finally arrives? As if the elevator is thinking, "Wow, they really appreciate me being here on time. I'll make sure not to get stuck next time.
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Clapping is the only time it's socially acceptable to hit yourself repeatedly. Imagine if we did that in other situations. "Oh, I just aced my exam! slap, slap Nailed it!
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Clapping is our way of celebrating when a glass doesn't break after we've accidentally knocked it off the table. "Oh, look at that, it survived! clap, clap It's the little victories in life.
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