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Why don't zombies hang out in churchyards? They can't handle the 'rest in peace' vibe!
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Why did the scarecrow get invited to the churchyard picnic? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the ghost refuse to haunt the churchyard? It couldn't find any spirit there!
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Why did the skeleton go to the churchyard party alone? He had no body to go with!
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Why did the skeleton go to the churchyard fashion show? To show off its bone structure!
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How do ghosts keep fit in the churchyard? They exercise their grave-yards!
Grim Reaper's Reviews
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I imagine the Grim Reaper giving Yelp reviews for churchyards. Five stars – excellent ambiance, very quiet neighbors. The only downside? Hard to find good Wi-Fi for spectral streaming.
Grave Mistakes
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You ever notice how a churchyard is like a neighborhood for the dead? I mean, they've got the ultimate homeowners association – you don't mow your lawn, you get a headstone. It's like, Bob, your eternal resting place is looking a bit unkempt!
Eternal Echoes
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Churchyards are so quiet, you can hear a ghost drop its chains. I tried to join in on the conversation, but my knock-knock joke fell flat – apparently, they prefer more ghostly humor.
Zombie Zumba
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I saw a group of ghosts in the churchyard doing what looked like a spectral Zumba class. They were grooving to the rhythm, and I thought, Well, at least the dead know how to keep their spirits high – literally!
Ghostly Gatherings
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I went to a churchyard the other day, and I swear, it felt like I stumbled upon the afterlife's version of a block party. There were ghosts socializing, exchanging spooky stories. I thought, If this is the VIP section of the afterlife, sign me up!
Haunted House Hunters
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I saw a ghost real estate agent showing around a newly deceased couple in the churchyard. They were discussing the open grave concept and how it really brings in that airy feel. I guess location is everything, even in the afterlife!
Tombstone Tunes
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Do you think ghosts in a churchyard have their own theme music? Like, if you walk by a particularly sassy grave, you hear a ghostly jazz band kick in – complete with a saxophone solo. Now that's what I call a grave note!
Gravestone Grammar
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You ever notice how ghosts in a churchyard are sticklers for proper grammar? I saw one correcting another ghost's tombstone inscription, saying, It's 'your,' not 'you're' – you'll be haunting people with bad grammar for eternity!
Cryptocurrency
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I asked a ghost in the churchyard if they've heard of cryptocurrency. They looked at me and said, Honey, I've been dealing in soul currency for centuries – it's the original crypto, and you can't even check the market price!
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