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Went to the doctor for a checkup, and they asked if I had any allergies. I thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'm not a big fan of chloroform. Gives me a bit of a headache.
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You ever notice how in movies, when someone wants to knock someone out quietly, they just whip out a cloth soaked in chloroform? Meanwhile, I can't even open a bag of chips without the whole room knowing.
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I tried telling my friend a chemistry joke about chloroform, but they didn't react. Tough crowd, huh? Maybe I should've slipped in a pun.
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I went to a self-defense class, and the instructor said, "Always be aware of your surroundings." So now, every time I see a bottle of chloroform, I think, "Great, another potential threat.
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You ever accidentally Google something and end up on a watchlist? Yeah, tried searching for "chlorophyll benefits" and suddenly got an ad for bulk-buying chloroform. Thanks, algorithms.
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So, I was watching a crime documentary the other day, and the detective said, "We found traces of chloroform at the crime scene." And all I could think was, "Who knew criminals were such sticklers for hygiene?
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You ever notice how in every crime movie, the villain has a laboratory with beakers, test tubes, and a stockpile of chloroform? I can barely handle my kitchen without burning the toast. Maybe I'm just not villain material.
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You know you're adulting hard when you walk into a hardware store and the first thing you think is, "Do they sell chloroform-resistant paint? Just in case.
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I asked my neighbor if they had a spare cup of sugar. They looked at me suspiciously and said, "Sure, but why do you also need duct tape and chloroform?" Note to self: be more specific with baking ingredient requests.
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