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The Confused Surgeon
Mixing up chloroform with surgical anesthetic
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I thought chloroform was a shortcut to painless surgeries. Now I have a malpractice suit on my hands and a reputation as the "Sandman Surgeon." Who knew people preferred waking up after surgery?
The Misguided Detective
Mistaking chloroform for an essential detective tool
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Tried using chloroform to interrogate a suspect. Turns out, my definition of "extracting information" was a bit too literal. Now I'm the proud owner of a signed confession from a snoring perp.
The Overzealous Gardener
Using chloroform as a substitute for pesticide
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The label said "kills bugs instantly." It didn't mention that it would also put my prized tomatoes in a deep slumber. I guess my garden is now a tropical paradise for insects with a free nap service.
The Unwitting Chemist
Accidentally discovering chloroform's unintended use
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Tried using chloroform to clean a stubborn stain. Turns out, the stain isn't the only thing that got wiped out. Now my friends think I have the cleanest unconscious carpet in town.
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