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Chick in the Parking Lot
When you're trying to find a parking spot, and the chick in the car behind you is honking impatiently.
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I'm doing my best to find a parking spot, and there's this chick in the car behind me, honking like it's a high-stakes game of "Who Can Be the Most Annoying?" I'm half-tempted to park my car, get out, and offer her a map to the nearest patience store.
Chick in the Elevator
When you're stuck in a crowded elevator and the chick next to you is overly chatty.
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We're packed like sardines in this elevator, and the chick next to me says, "I love the intimacy of close quarters." I'm thinking, "Intimacy? I just want to breathe without inhaling your enthusiasm for small talk.
Chick at the Gym
When you're trying to work out, but the chick on the treadmill next to you is singing along to her workout playlist.
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There's a chick at the gym who turns every treadmill session into a musical. I'm on the elliptical, and she's on the treadmill, singing her heart out. I'm just waiting for her to break into a full dance routine, turning the gym into a fitness-themed Broadway show.
Chick at the Coffee Shop
When the barista gets your order wrong, but the chick behind you is allergic to your drink.
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I told the barista, "I need this coffee to survive the day." The chick behind me, who's allergic to everything apparently, says, "I need to survive the day without being rushed to the ER." Well, excuse me for unintentionally turning the coffee shop into an episode of Grey's Anatomy.
Chick at the Movie Theater
When you're trying to enjoy a movie, but the chick behind you won't stop commenting.
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There's always that one chick in the theater who thinks she's a film critic. I'm trying to immerse myself in the movie, and she's giving a Yelp review to her friend in the seat next to her. "Two stars for the acting, three stars for the special effects..." Can I enjoy my popcorn in peace, please?
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