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What did the bubble say to the chewing gum? 'Stick with me, and we'll go places!
** Dentist's Nightmare
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My dentist told me I shouldn't chew ice. Apparently, it's bad for my teeth. I told him I've been practicing by watching Wookies. If Chewbacca can do it, so can I!
** Chew's Christmas
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You think Santa's elves have a hard time making toys? Imagine being Chewbacca's elf on Kashyyyk. Here's your wooden bow, and oh look, another crossbow. Just what every Wookie needs!
** Dental Dilemma
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I went to see a dentist on Kashyyyk once. He looked at my teeth and said, You're not a Wookie, but I can tell you've been chewing on some tough decisions.
** Wookie Workout
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Ever wonder what a Wookie's gym routine is like? It's just an hour of pulling, tearing, and chewing. No wonder they're all so ripped!
** Chewy Chocolate
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They say chocolate's a mood lifter. But if Chewbacca ever tried chocolate, it'd be more like a mood... unraveler. That fur's not coming out anytime soon!
** Chewbacca's Barber
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You know, Chewbacca has a favorite barber on Kashyyyk. Every time he goes in, the barber says, Same as last time? And Chewie's like, Nah, just a trim... of the universe!
** Chewbacca's Dating Profile
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You know, I tried setting up Chewbacca on a dating app once. The profile said, Loves long walks on the Death Star, hates haircuts. Needless to say, he got more matches from groomers than from women!
** Wookie Whisperer
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They say if you can talk to animals, you're a whisperer. But if you can understand Chewbacca, you're either a Jedi or you've got way too much free time.
** Chewed Out
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Ever had a piece of gum lose its flavor after two minutes? That's like inviting Chewbacca to a karaoke night. The song's not even over, and you've been chewed out!
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