5 Jokes For Chew

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 31 2024

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Chew and Relationships

A couple dealing with the challenges of one person being a loud chewer.
My partner's chewing is so loud; even our neighbors know what we had for dinner. I call it the "sonic menu" – no need for takeout menus anymore!

Dentist's Nightmare

A dentist dealing with patients who chew way too much gum.
I chewed so much gum that my dentist put a "No Loitering" sign in my mouth. He called it a gum-free zone!

Chew-toy Chronicles

A dog's perspective on the various things humans chew.
Humans have this weird habit of chewing pencils when they're thinking. I tried it too, but now my owner thinks I'm an artist. I can't even draw a decent stick figure!

Chewbacca's Dilemma

Chewbacca from Star Wars trying to fit in with humans and their eating habits.
Chewbacca tried bubblegum for the first time and exclaimed, "This is not what I meant by 'chewy'!

Chew and Spit Wisdom

A philosopher who contemplates life while chewing gum.
My therapist told me to chew gum to relieve stress. Now, I'm stressed about choosing the right flavor to match my emotional state. It's a tough decision, okay?

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