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Fruit Vendor
Selling cherries while making sure customers don't mistake them for cherry bombs.
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Trying to upsell cherries can be tricky. 'Want a cherry bomb?' I ask. Then I remember, 'Wait, I'm a fruit vendor, not a pyrotechnics dealer.' It's a fine line, folks.
Gardener
Tending to cherry trees while apprehensive about the potential cherry bombs.
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People think gardening's serene, but they've never seen me around cherry trees. I'm like a bomb squad detective, examining each cherry like it's about to detonate. Who knew nature could be so explosive?
Chemistry Teacher
Using the concept of cherry bombs to explain chemistry while avoiding any actual explosions in the classroom.
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Students always perk up when I mention cherry bombs. Then I see them eyeing the cafeteria fruit suspiciously. If there's a run on cherries, I know I've made a huge mistake.
Demolition Expert
Handling cherry bombs professionally while having an affinity for cherries.
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Cherry bombs and cherries—my life's a constant battle between detonation and digestion. One minute, I'm diffusing; the next, I'm delicately biting into what feels like a tiny flavor grenade.
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