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Cherry bombs, they're like the rebellious teenagers of the fruit world. They're small, colorful, and boy, do they love causing a scene. I remember back in school, we had this cherry bomb incident. It was during lunch break, and everyone's minding their own business. Suddenly, this
pop
echoes through the cafeteria. The whole place goes silent, and the principal storms in like he's on a mission to solve the mystery.
Turns out, someone thought it'd be hilarious to sneak a cherry bomb into the fruit bowl. Chaos erupted, cherries flying everywhere. And the principal, with this look of sheer confusion, picks up a cherry, inspects it like it's evidence from a crime scene, and goes, "This is not a school-sanctioned explosion!"
Who knew a tiny fruit could cause such a commotion? I tell you, that day, the cafeteria became a war zone, but instead of bullets, it was cherry shrapnel!
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My grandma, bless her heart, she's got stories that could outshine any Hollywood blockbuster. She once told me about her encounter with a cherry bomb back in the day. Picture this: She's a young rebel, rebellious as they come, and her mischievous side kicks in. She and her friends sneak into this orchard, cherry-picking under the moonlight. Suddenly, one of her buddies pulls out this contraption, a homemade cherry bomb.
They're giggling like schoolkids, trying to figure out how this thing works. And just as they're about to set it off, a voice rings out in the dark: "What do you kids think you're doing?" It's the orchard owner, flashlight in hand, catching them red-handed.
My grandma, quick on her feet, stuffs the cherry bomb into her mouth, winks at her friends, and starts chatting with the owner, pretending to be innocent. Meanwhile, her mouth is a ticking time bomb!
The owner eventually lets them go, and my grandma, well, she swallows that cherry bomb whole. She said it was the most explosive cherry she ever tasted, both literally and figuratively. And that, my friends, is how my grandma became the original cherry bomb connoisseur!
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You know, relationships are a lot like cherries. They can be sweet, they can be sour, and sometimes, they unexpectedly explode like a cherry bomb. I had a friend who learned this the hard way. He's dating this person, everything's going great, and then one day, they drop the cherry bomb of all bombs: "We need to talk." Now, that phrase alone is scarier than any horror movie. It's like being handed a grenade with the pin pulled out.
So, they sit down, and my friend's heart's pounding like crazy. But instead of a breakup, his partner drops a bombshell—he wants to go on a cherry-picking date! My friend's relieved, thinking it's all good until... they show up at a cherry orchard with a DIY cherry bomb kit!
Let me tell you, that relationship went from sweet to explosive real quick. Who knew fruit could be the catalyst for a breakup? So, moral of the story: always clarify what kind of cherry bombs you're making in your relationship!
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You ever notice how there's always that one friend who's a human embodiment of chaos? I've got a buddy like that. We went to this cherry orchard, right? Beautiful place. Peaceful, serene... until my buddy spots this sign that says "Do Not Pick the Cherries." Now, what does he do? Grabs a cherry, looks at me mischievously, and says, "Watch this!" I'm thinking, "Oh no, this can't end well." He takes out his pocket toolkit, some sort of contraption, and starts messing with it. I'm like, "What are you doing?" And he goes, "Building a cherry bomb!"
I'm sweating bullets, thinking we're about to be banned from this orchard for life. But instead of causing chaos, this dude creates a masterpiece. He pops the cherry into his mouth, gives it a flick, and it lands perfectly into the basket. I'm standing there in shock, and he's grinning like he just won a cherry Olympics.
I tell you, I've never seen a more mischievously creative use of fruit in my life. But hey, if you ever need a cherry to hit a bullseye, I know who to call!
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