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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a cheeky hug!
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I told my computer I needed more cheeky jokes. Now it has a giggle-byte!
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What did the right cheek say to the left cheek? Between you and me, something smells!
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I told my friend a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one. Meanwhile, let's build some cheeky laughter!
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Why did the face blush during the math test? It couldn't solve the problems and got a little fractionally cheeky!
Cheeky Shopping
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Shopping for clothes is like a battle between your wallet and your fashion sense. You find that perfect pair of jeans, and then you check the price tag. It's like, Is this denim made from the feathers of angels or something? My wallet's looking at me like, You better cover me, I'm going in!
Cheeky Technology
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I got one of those smart toilets at home. You know, the ones that have more buttons than my TV remote. It's so high-tech that it probably knows more about me than my therapist. I swear, one day it's gonna start sending me motivational messages like, You can do it, buddy! Just let it all out!
Cheeky Resolutions
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New Year's resolutions are like the left and right cheeks of our ambitions. We start the year saying we'll hit the gym, eat healthy, and then by February, we've taken more cheat days than a student with a fake sick note. It's like, I resolved to have a beach body, but now I just have a beach ball.
Cheeky Selfies
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Taking a selfie is an art form. You gotta find the right angle, perfect lighting, and pray that your phone doesn't slip out of your hand. The real challenge is when someone catches you mid-selfie. You're there, pouting and posing, and they're like, Oh, sorry, didn't mean to interrupt your one-man photoshoot!
Cheeky Sneezes
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You know that moment when you're about to sneeze, and it decides to play hide and seek? It's like, I'm coming! No, wait, false alarm. And you're left there, stuck in a sneezing limbo. It's the only time I wish my nose had a GPS tracker.
Cheeky Logic
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I've been thinking about the phrase turn the other cheek. But let's be real, if someone slaps me and I turn the other cheek, all that's gonna happen is they'll slap that one too. I'm not turning into a human paddleboard for your amusement. Maybe we should update that saying to turn the other cheek, but only if you've got a good lawyer.
Cheeky Handshakes
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Handshakes are like a dance, and some people have some interesting moves. You've got the bone crusher, the dead fish, and then there's that person who thinks a handshake is a secret game of thumb wrestling. I'm just trying to exchange pleasantries, not join the thumb-wrestling championship!
Cheeky GPS
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GPS is like that friend who always thinks they know the best route. You're driving, and it's like, In 500 feet, turn left. And you're like, This is a lake, Karen. Are you sure about this? I wouldn't be surprised if one day it says, Turn right into Narnia. Trust me, it's a shortcut!
Cheeky Diets
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I tried this new diet where you only eat what fits on a single plate. Turns out, my appetite is a world traveler with a passport to flavor town. I'm sitting there with my tiny plate, and my stomach's giving me the side-eye like, You call this a meal? I've got reservations at the all-you-can-eat buffet!
Cheeky Surprises
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You ever notice how life is full of surprises? Like when you sit on a public toilet seat, and it's colder than your ex's heart. That's a cheeky surprise right there. I mean, who needs an instant wake-up call when you're just trying to do your business? It's like, Good morning, sunshine! Your cheeks are now officially on alert!
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