9 Jokes For Checkout

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 11 2024

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I asked the cashier if I could buy all the checkout dividers. She said, 'That would be a separation anxiety disorder.
I accidentally bought a watch at the checkout. I guess time really does fly when you're shopping!
I told the cashier I wanted to buy a dinosaur for checkout. She said, 'Sorry, we're all out of stock!'
I saw a barcode at the checkout wearing glasses. Turns out, it was a price scanner!
I tried to buy a dictionary at the checkout, but the cashier said the words were too expensive!
What did the grape say to the cashier? 'Check out these vines!
I tried to pay for my groceries with a joke at the checkout. The cashier said, 'Sorry, that's not a laughing matter!
I told the checkout machine a joke. It replied, 'That's a barcode one!
I bought a plant at the checkout. The cashier said, 'That'll grow on you!

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