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There's always that one person at the checkout who's trying to pay with a check. A check! It's 2024, people! I'm just waiting for someone to pull out a quill and inkwell next.
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You know you're in for a wild ride at the checkout when the cashier starts telling their life story. "Oh, this register? Let me tell you, it's been a week. Had a paper jam on Tuesday, and don't get me started on the price gun!
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You ever get to the checkout and start having an existential crisis? "Do I really need this artisanal mustard? Is it worth the judgmental look from the cashier? Ah, screw it, I'll take two.
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It's like a social experiment at the checkout, watching how people react when they forget their reusable bags. "Oh, you want to charge me for a plastic bag? Fine, I'll just juggle these avocados all the way to the car.
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Ever notice how the music at the checkout is always just a tad too loud? Like, I'm just trying to buy some milk, not attend a concert. "Yeah, I love this song, but can you hold off on the encore until I've paid?
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Ever been in line at the checkout and the person in front of you starts doing the math on their phone? Like, "Hold on, let me just figure out how much I saved with those three cans of beans." Meanwhile, I'm saving time by contemplating my life choices.
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Isn't it funny how the checkout line at the grocery store has become the modern arena for human decision-making? Like, there's a science to picking which line to stand in. Three people with full carts? Nope. One person with a basket? Jackpot!
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You ever notice how when you're at the checkout and the person in front of you has a whole cart of items, they suddenly remember they need a price check on the most obscure thing? "Oh, this organic kale? Better make sure it's priced right, I've got all day!
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Have you noticed how checkout lines have their own unwritten rules? Like, you've got to respect the dividers. God forbid your cereal mix with someone else's tofu. We wouldn't want any cross-contamination in the grocery ecosystem.
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