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Why did the cheating husband start a business? He wanted to expand his horizons!
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Why did the cheating husband join a band? Because he wanted to play around!
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Why did the cheating husband take a ladder to work? To raise the stakes!
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Did you hear about the cheating husband who tried to become a chef? He was caught having too many affairs!
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Why did the cheating husband bring a car to the party? He wanted to drive everyone crazy!
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Why did the cheating husband go to the amusement park? He needed more thrills!
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Why did the cheating husband start hiking? He wanted to take the path less faithful!
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Why did the cheating husband bring a map to the party? To find his way out of trouble!
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I caught my husband cheating, and I told him, 'You know, the only thing you're good at hiding is your common sense.' Now I'm considering starting a business – 'Hide and Go Seek Cheaters Anonymous.'
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My husband's idea of a secret affair is leaving the toilet seat down when he knows I prefer it up. I guess some people just like to live dangerously.
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My husband thinks he's James Bond with all his secret rendezvous, but he's more like Mr. Bean – clumsy and always getting caught. I swear, if there were a cheating Olympics, he'd bring home the gold in the 'Tripping Over Lies' category.
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I found lipstick on my husband's collar and confronted him about it. He said, 'Honey, it's not what you think.' I said, 'Oh, it's not? Are you telling me you've taken up painting with your neck?'
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Caught my husband cheating, and he said, 'Can we talk about this?' I said, 'Sure, let's talk. How about we discuss the logistics of you living in the doghouse for the next decade?'
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Caught my husband cheating, and he tried to apologize with flowers. I said, 'Flowers won't fix this, but if you can find a bouquet that dispenses trust, we might be onto something.'
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My cheating husband said, 'It's not you, it's me.' I replied, 'Well, if it's you, then why am I the one Googling 'How to hide a body?'
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I discovered my husband's cheating playlist on Spotify. It includes 'Secret Lovers,' 'Don't Be Suspicious,' and 'Oops!... I Did It Again.' I think he's confusing infidelity with karaoke night.
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My husband tried to cheat on me, but he's so bad at it, he couldn't even cheat properly. I found his secret phone hidden in the same sock drawer he can never find his own socks!
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