10 Jokes For Cheating Husband

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Updated on: Jul 11 2024

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They say every man has a hobby. Mine? Oh, he's quite the artist—sketching out intricate lies instead of landscapes.
I tried to spice up my marriage. I bought lingerie, cooked fancy dinners, and even learned some new dance moves. Meanwhile, he was mastering the tango with someone else!
I asked my husband, "What's the secret to a long-lasting marriage?" He said, "It's simple: keep some things hidden." Turns out, he meant bank accounts and secret affairs!
Ever notice how husbands become professional magicians when they're cheating? "Now you see me at work, now you don’t!
You know you're in trouble when your husband starts speaking a foreign language. Like when he said, "I love you" in 'cheat-ese'.
Marriage is like a game of poker. You think you've got a full house until you discover your husband's been dealing from the bottom of the deck.
They say love is blind, but it turns out it's just my husband who's blind—blind to the fact that I hired a private investigator!
I thought my husband was writing me love letters. Turns out he was just perfecting his fiction writing skills with stories about business trips and late-night meetings!
You know, they say husbands should be good at surprises. Mine surprised me alright—turns out he was practicing for years, planning a secret life!
I thought my husband was getting in shape. Turns out he was just doing laps around the truth.

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