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Why did the smartphone apply for a job? It wanted to work on its 'cell'-f improvement.
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Why did the smartphone get an award? Because it had the best 'app'-earance!
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Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root access.
Auto-Correct Nightmares
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You know you're in trouble when your phone's auto-correct starts playing pranks on you. I sent a message saying, I'll be there in a sex, and my phone changed it to I'll be there in a sec. Thanks, auto-correct, now I'm banned from the PTA meetings.
The Typo Dilemma
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Autocorrect is like that friend who's always trying to mess with you. I sent a message saying, I'm feeling a bit tipsy, and it changed it to I'm feeling a bit tulipsy. Now I'm just waiting for someone to send me a bouquet.
The Emoji Overachiever
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Some people treat emojis like they're getting paid per use. I received a message with more emojis than actual words. I had to decipher it like it was an ancient hieroglyphic text. I think there was a thumbs-up in there somewhere, but I can't be sure.
The Group Chat Struggle
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Group chats are the modern-day equivalent of being in a crowded room where everyone is shouting something different. It's like trying to have a conversation at a rock concert – you can't hear yourself think, and half the time, you're just nodding and hoping you're not agreeing to something crazy.
The Art of Chatting
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You ever notice how chatting is like a delicate dance? It's like trying to juggle flaming swords, and sometimes I'm not sure if I'm the juggler or the swords. You've got to navigate the minefield of small talk, avoiding awkward silences like they're landmines. One wrong move, and boom, you're in a conversation about the weather.
Chatting Etiquette
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Is it just me, or do we need a handbook for chatting etiquette? Like, there should be a chapter titled How Many 'Haha's Are Too Many 'Haha's? I don't want to be that person who laughs too much and looks like they just discovered humor.
Ghosting Olympics
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Chatting has turned into the Ghosting Olympics. It's like a sport where the gold medal goes to the person who can disappear from a conversation without a trace. And here I am, still waiting for a reply from 2017.
Chatting Gymnastics
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Chatting is like gymnastics – you need the perfect combination of balance, flexibility, and the ability to stick the landing. Except, instead of a gold medal, you get a 'thumbs-up' emoji, and instead of applause, you hope for a 'LOL.' It's a risky sport, my friends, a risky sport.
The Silent Debate
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You ever have those moments when you're chatting, and there's a long pause? It's like a silent debate about who should speak next. I'm just sitting there, staring at my screen, thinking, Am I about to say something profound, or am I about to admit I have no idea what we're talking about?
Chatting in Code
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Chatting is the only place where 'LOL' can mean Lots of Love or Laugh Out Loud. It's like trying to crack the Da Vinci Code every time I get a text. And don't get me started on emojis – it's a secret language where a smiling poop can mean anything from 'I'm happy' to 'I just survived a terrible bathroom experience.
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