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Why did the chain mail go to therapy? It had too many issues to link together!
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I asked my chain mail for fashion advice. It said, 'Accessorize with more links!
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What did one link of chain mail say to the other during a race? 'I'm gaining on you!
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Chain mail is like the grandparent of cybersecurity. 'Back in my day, we protected our data with interlocking metal rings, not these fancy firewalls!'
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Chain mail, the original spam email. I mean, I never knew my knight in shining armor had a side hustle as a Nigerian prince!
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I told my girlfriend I was going to start wearing chain mail to spice things up in the bedroom. She looked at me and said, 'Honey, the only thing you're protecting us from is a romantic evening.'
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Who came up with the idea of wearing chain mail in battles? I can imagine a medieval fashion designer going, 'Let's make armor that's not only protective but also doubles as the world's heaviest accessory.'
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I asked my friend to borrow some chain mail for a costume party. He handed me a tangled mess and said, 'Good luck untangling that; it's been protecting my closet from moths for years.'
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Chain mail is like the clingy ex of medieval times. 'I know we've moved on to plate armor, but I just thought you might need protection... and a reminder of me.'
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I found a chain mail tutorial online. Step one: Get frustrated. Step two: Give up. Apparently, medieval blacksmiths had a lot more patience than I do.
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I tried sending my resume via chain mail once. HR called me and said, 'We appreciate the creativity, but we're looking for qualifications, not medieval flair.'
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Chain mail is the only fashion trend that simultaneously says, 'I'm ready for battle' and 'I have an elaborate skincare routine.' Who knew warriors had such radiant complexions?
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