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I got a chain email that said, "Forward this to 20 people, and your dreams will come true." I forwarded it to 20 people, and now my dream is to never receive another chain email again. Mission accomplished.
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Have you ever received one of those chain emails that promises eternal happiness if you forward it to everyone in your contacts? I tried it, and now my inbox is the happiest place on Earth, filled with messages from friends questioning my life choices.
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Chain emails are like the ninjas of the internet—they sneak into your inbox, threaten you with bad luck, and disappear when you least expect it. If only deleting them made me as skilled as a ninja, I'd be the Chuck Norris of email management by now.
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I love how chain mail always tries to guilt-trip you into forwarding it. "If you break this chain, your crush will never notice you!" Well, if my love life depends on forwarding an email, I might as well embrace my fate as a proud solo email warrior.
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You know, I got an email the other day that claimed if I didn't forward it to 10 people, I'd have bad luck for the next 10 years. I didn't forward it, and now I'm just hoping my bad luck is limited to the realm of email superstitions.
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I received a chain email that said, "Forward this to avoid bad luck for seven years." So, naturally, I forwarded it to my boss because who needs bad luck at work? Now, I'm just hoping I don't get an email from HR about my questionable email choices.
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Have you noticed how chain emails always have that ominous warning at the end, like, "If you break this chain, a black cat will cross your path"? Well, joke's on them—I love black cats, and now I'm actively trying to break chains to make friends with every feline in the neighborhood.
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I got a chain email that promised wealth and prosperity if I forwarded it to five friends. Now, all I've got is a bunch of rich friends who are mad at me for clogging up their inboxes with get-rich-quick schemes.
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Chain emails are like the gossipy neighbors of the internet. "Forward this to everyone you know, or your neighbors will find out about that embarrassing thing you did in 2003." I don't need my neighbors judging me based on my email forwarding skills!
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