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Saints are like the influencers of the afterlife. You see them on candles, prayer cards, and stained glass windows. I can imagine St. Instagram scrolling through heavenly photos with #Blessed and thinking, "I started this trend!
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Ever notice how Catholics have a patron saint for everything? There's even a saint for lost causes. I bet that saint is like the MVP of heavenly pep talks. "You got this, even if it seems impossible. I specialize in lost causes, after all!
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If Catholics had trading cards, they'd be for saints. Imagine collecting and swapping saints like Pokemon cards. "I'll trade you my St. Patrick for your St. Anthony. He's a rare find, good for finding car keys and missing homework!
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Catholics and saints are like the OG social network. Instead of following each other on Twitter, they're praying to their favorite saints for heavenly support. I can imagine St. Peter checking his heavenly feed and going, "Wow, I got a million prayers today. Must be that parking angel gig I picked up.
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Catholics have this unique skill of turning ordinary conversations into saintly discussions. "How was your day?" turns into "Well, I prayed to St. Christopher for a safe commute, and St. Joseph for a productive workday. So, pretty good, thanks!
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You know you're Catholic when your mom has more saint statues than family photos. It's like a celestial lineup on the mantelpiece. Guests come over and start placing bets on who's the patron saint of not burning the casserole.
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Saints are basically the superheroes of Catholicism, right? I can imagine them in a Justice League meeting, discussing the latest prayers. St. Francis is like, "I got the animals covered," and St. Jude is the guy they call for backup when things get really desperate.
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You ever notice how when Catholics talk about saints, it's like they're discussing the ultimate fantasy football team? "Well, St. Michael has a killer defense, but St. Anthony has this amazing ability to find lost keys. It's a tough call!
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Saints are the original multitaskers. They have specific roles, but you know they're handling multiple prayer requests at once. St. Therese is like, "Sure, I'll help you find your keys while also interceding for world peace. No big deal.
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