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Why did the catheter enroll in art class? It wanted to master the art of the draw-sis.
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Why did the catheter start a band? It wanted to hit all the right notes!
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Why did the catheter apply for a job in a bank? It wanted to work on the 'liquid' assets team!
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What did the catheter say to the balloon? 'You may float, but I've got the real connection!
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Why did the catheter become a comedian? It had a knack for urine a good time!
The Catheter Conundrum
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Having a catheter is like having a secret agent on a mission. It's sneaky, it's stealthy, and it's on a mission you didn't sign up for. You're just sitting there, trying to go about your day, and suddenly, you've got this undercover operative on the inside, causing all sorts of mischief.
Catheters: The Overstaying Guests
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You know what's worse than guests overstaying their welcome at a party? Catheters. They're like those friends who crash on your couch for a night and end up redecorating your living room. Except instead of rearranging furniture, they're rearranging your whole sense of comfort.
Catheters: The Unwanted Accessory
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Catheters, huh? They're like the world's least fashionable accessory. You wouldn't want to flaunt them around like the latest designer bag. Oh, is that a catheter? No, it's a fashion statement. It matches my hospital gown!
Catheters: The Uninvited Guests
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Catheters, folks. They're like that unexpected party guest who shows up uninvited, overstays their welcome, and insists on hanging around in places you'd rather they didn't. You're just trying to enjoy life, and suddenly, there they are, reminding you that comfort is just a distant memory.
The Catheter Chronicles
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Let me tell you, dealing with a catheter is like starring in your very own soap opera. There's drama, there's suspense, and there's way too much dialogue with your bladder. It's a gripping tale of tubes and tribulations.
Catheters: The Invasive Roommates
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Having a catheter is like having a roommate who's way too comfortable invading your personal space. You try to set boundaries, but they just keep crossing that imaginary line. You're like, Can we please establish some personal space here? No? Alright, cool, just making sure.
Catheters: The Unwelcome Sidekicks
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Having a catheter is like having that sidekick in a superhero movie who's always getting in the way. You're just trying to save the day, and there they are, causing more trouble than the villain. You're like, I appreciate the effort, but could you, I don't know, not be here right now?
The Catheter Tango
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I swear, dealing with a catheter is like dancing the tango with an octopus. You're tangled up in tubes, trying to navigate through life while this thing insists on leading the way. It's like a constant game of untangling wires, except the stakes are much higher.
The Adventures of the Catheter
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You know, I've been thinking about these catheters lately. They're like that friend who just won't leave your side, except this one's more clingy than your ex on social media. It's like having a backstage pass to the world's weirdest plumbing system. I mean, I never knew I could feel so attached to something I really, really want to detach from.
The Catheter Tango 2.0
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Catheters, they're like that partner in a dance competition who's always stepping on your toes. You're trying to lead the way, but they've got a mind of their own. It's less of a graceful waltz and more of a chaotic dance-off where nobody knows the steps.
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