5 Jokes For Catheter

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 26 2025

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The Comedian with Catheter Phobia

Comedian terrified of catheters
My doctor said I need a catheter. I told him, "Doc, I'll do yoga, I'll meditate, I'll even try interpretative dance, but please, no catheters.

The Catheter Salesman

Trying to sell catheters with awkward pitches
His closing line was, "Are you a catheter? Because you've got a direct line to my heart.

The Catheter-Phobic Nurse

A nurse terrified of dealing with catheters
I tried counseling a catheter into going where it's supposed to. It didn't work. Now it's sitting on my therapy couch, sharing its childhood traumas.

The Forgetful Patient

Forgetting about the catheter
My bladder is like a rebellious teenager. It refuses to listen to instructions, and now it's on strike with this catheter protest.

The Overly Curious Roommate

Having a nosy roommate who can't resist asking about the catheter
I woke up with a note saying, "I upgraded your catheter to the deluxe model. It now plays music. You're welcome.

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