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How do you comfort a sad brick in Catan? You let it know it's not alone; it's just part of the road.
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What did the Catan player say when asked about their strategy? It's like a brick wall - solid and unyielding!
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Why did the robber open a bakery in Catan? He wanted to steal the dough!
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Why did the wood and ore get along so well in Catan? They were board buddies!
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Why did the brick blush in Catan? It saw the wheat and wood together in a tight settlement!
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Why did the settler bring a pencil to Catan? Because he wanted to draw resources!
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I joined a Catan tournament thinking it was a great idea. Now I'm just the guy who cried when someone stole his wood.
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Settlers of Catan – the only game where convincing your friends to give you sheep isn't considered a pickup line.
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Playing Catan is like being stuck in traffic – it's frustrating, there's always construction, and the person next to you is way too excited about sheep.
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Catan is the only place where having a monopoly on ore is celebrated, and having a monopoly on wheat makes you the most popular person in the room.
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I tried playing Catan with my significant other to test our relationship. Turns out, negotiating for brick is a lot harder than it sounds.
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I played Catan with my family over the holidays. Let's just say, the only road I built was the one straight to therapy.
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Playing Catan with my friends is like negotiating a UN peace treaty, except with more heated debates about who gets the longest road.
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I introduced Catan to my grandparents, thinking it would be a wholesome family activity. Now they won't stop trash-talking each other over who controls the longest road. Family bonding, they said.
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They say life is like a game of Catan – you never really know who your true friends are until someone takes your last ore.
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