7 Jokes For Catan

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Updated on: Apr 26 2025

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How do Catan players stay in shape? They do plenty of resource management!
What's a Catan player's favorite movie? 'Settle Club' - the first rule is you don't talk about your strategy!
Why don't Catan players ever make bad decisions? They always have a solid strategy!
Why are Catan players excellent at telling stories? Because they always have the longest road!
How do Catan players stay calm under pressure? They take a deep 'wood' breath!
Why did the Catan player bring a ladder to the game? To take his strategy to the next level!
How do you make a Catan player laugh on a Saturday? Tell them a joke on a Settle-day!

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