7+ Best One Liners Jokes For car accident

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My car told me a joke, but it was a real crash-and-burn situation!

I got into a minor car accident with a tree. It was a fender-barkender!

I got in a car accident, and now my car is in therapy. Apparently, it has road rage issues.

I got into a fight with my car after it crashed. It just couldn't handle the pressure!

My car and I have a lot in common. We both make weird noises when we're backing up.

I accidentally drove my car into a pond. Now it's a carpool!

I told my car it was adopted. Now it won't stop searching for its 'real' parents in the junkyard!

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