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You ever notice how Captain Hook must have had a rough time at job interviews? "So, tell us about your strengths." "Well, I'm really good with a hook, but unfortunately, I can't shake hands.
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Captain Hook is the only pirate who can't play hide and seek. "Count to ten, and I'll hide... wait, guys, I might need a hand with this one.
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Captain Hook probably hates handshakes but loves fist bumps. It's all fun and games until he accidentally knocks someone out with that hook.
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Captain Hook must have been terrible at texting. Autocorrect would be his nemesis. "Meet me at the ship at 8, bring the 'cannonballs'... darn you, autocorrect!
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Captain Hook must be a nightmare in the self-checkout line. "Arrr, how do I scan this doubloon without stabbing the machine?
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You know, Captain Hook was the original advocate for the no-phone zone. He's been saying, "Put your phone away or walk the plank!" for centuries.
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Have you ever considered Captain Hook's real struggle? Opening a bag of chips must be a nightmare for him. "Arrr, why do they make these so darn secure?
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I bet Captain Hook regrets getting into a high-five contest with Edward Scissorhands. It was a close match, but in the end, the scissors had the upper hand... literally.
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I was thinking about Captain Hook the other day. Imagine how his Tinder profile would look: "I'm a pirate seeking someone who's cool with a man who's all about the 'hookup' life.
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