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Captain Hook's Barber
Attempting to give a proper haircut with that hook in the way
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Cutting Captain Hook's hair is so difficult. I asked him if he wanted bangs. He said, 'I already have a bang on my hand every time I try to brush my hair.' I said, 'Well, at least we're not doing a perm.'
Captain Hook's Dating Coach
Navigating the dating scene with a hook
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I asked Captain Hook about his ideal date. He said, 'Someone who appreciates the simple things.' I suggested a romantic boat ride. He said, 'Boat ride? Have you seen my history with crocodiles?'
Captain Hook's Chef
Cooking with a hook in a kitchen full of knives
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Captain Hook tried to impress me with his cooking skills. He said, 'I can fillet a fish in record time.' I said, 'That's great, but we ordered pizza. Let's leave the fish filleting to the professionals.'
Captain Hook's Personal Trainer
Developing an exercise routine with a hook
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Captain Hook told me he wanted to try yoga. I said, 'Downward Dog might be a bit challenging, but we can definitely work on your 'hookasana.' Just watch out for those twisted 'pirate' poses.'
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