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Why did the call girl open a bakery? She kneaded dough and needed dough!
Customer Disservice
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I called customer service the other day, and I'm pretty sure I got connected to a call girl instead. She kept saying, Your satisfaction is my top priority. I thought, Well, this is a new approach to handling product returns.
Dating App Misadventures
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I joined a dating app, and my match turned out to be a call girl. She asked, What are you looking for? I said, Love, connection, and maybe someone to split the cost of therapy. She unmatched me, but at least I saved some money on romantic disappointments.
Mismatched Expectations
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I hired a call girl who claimed to be a great listener. I started pouring my heart out about my problems, and she interrupted me with, That'll be an extra $50. Turns out, she was listening to my wallet, not my feelings. Tough therapy session.
Call Girl Chronicles
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You know, I recently tried hiring a call girl for the first time. I told her, I want you to talk dirty to me. She said, The dishes in your sink are breeding bacteria, and your laundry is staging a protest in the corner. Well, I didn't see that coming. I was expecting a different kind of dirty talk—maybe about the dishes.
Wrong Impressions
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I tried speed dating recently, and the organizer must've had a sense of humor. Every time the bell rang, I found myself accidentally talking to a call girl. I guess they thought I needed to diversify my dating portfolio. Thanks for the variety, Cupid.
Wrong Number Confessions
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I accidentally called a call girl instead of my therapist the other day. Instead of discussing my childhood trauma, we ended up debating the merits of different pizza toppings. She was surprisingly well-versed in anchovies, but I think I'll stick to therapy for my existential crises.
Late-Night Fitness Guru
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I saw an infomercial for a call girl who doubles as a fitness guru. She promises to help you lose weight and find love simultaneously. I thought, Great, now I can work on my abs and my loneliness at the same time. Multitasking has never been sexier.
Emergency Relationship Hotline
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I programmed the emergency contact number in my phone as Call Girl by mistake. Now, whenever I'm in trouble, instead of calling for help, I end up asking for relationship advice. It's like having my own personal love guru on speed dial.
Romantic Pizza Delivery
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Ordered a pizza the other night and accidentally dialed a call girl service instead. The delivery guy showed up with a pepperoni pizza and a rose. I thought, Well, this is a strange combination of 'meat lovers' and 'love lovers.'
Tech Support or Romance?
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I called tech support the other day, and the person on the line had the sultriest voice. I thought I accidentally dialed a call girl hotline. I asked, Is this the hotline for computer issues or my love life? They said, Sir, we're here to fix your computer, not your relationship status. Well, at least they're good at sorting out technical difficulties.
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