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The Emergency Hotline Operator
Responding to emergency calls while people think you're providing a different kind of "emergency service"
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Imagine saving lives daily and still having to deal with people asking, "Are you the call girl everyone's talking about?" I tell them, "Yes, I'm the call girl who can save your life, not complicate it.
The Tech Support Guru
Dealing with customers who think you're offering a different kind of "service"
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Explaining my job to my friends is a challenge. They're like, "So, you're a call girl?" I'm like, "Yes, but my seductive voice is all about 'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'
The Misunderstood Telemarketer
Trying to explain that you're not a "call girl" but a telemarketer
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The other day, someone asked me what I do, and I said, "I make calls." They raised an eyebrow and said, "Oh, a call girl?" I replied, "No, more like a call girl who can save you 15% on car insurance.
The Celebrity Personal Assistant
Dealing with the constant assumption that you're a different kind of "assistant" to the stars
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When people find out I work for a celebrity, they give me that look, like, "You must be involved in some Hollywood scandal." I reassure them, "No, I'm the call girl who schedules their hair appointments, not their secret trysts.
The Dating App Profile Consultant
Trying to convince people that you're not a "call girl" but someone who helps with phone call etiquette for dating apps
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I was at a party, and someone asked me what I do. I said, "I consult on calls." They winked and said, "A call girl?" I replied, "Well, I do give a killer consultation, but it's more 'How to win them over with a great phone conversation' than anything else.
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