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Why did the buttocks enroll in art school? To learn the art of cheek-to-cheek communication!
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Why did the buttocks apply for a job? Because it wanted to get ahead in the business!
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field, from head to buttocks!
Buttocks Selfies
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Why do people take selfies of their butts at the gym? I mean, are they documenting their progress or trying to showcase their workout partner? Here's my gluteus maximus and my squat buddy, Greg!
Buttocks Workout Playlist
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Is it just me, or does the treadmill make you feel like your buttocks are in a dance-off with gravity? You try to strut your stuff while hoping you don’t trip and become the star of the gym's latest viral video.
Buttocks Olympics
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the athleticism of our buttocks? I mean, they're the real MVPs of the Sit-stand-sit Olympic event. Gold medal in cushioning, anyone?
Buttocks Confessions
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You know you're getting old when you stand up and your buttocks sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies – snap, crackle, and pop! It's like they have their own little confessional booth back there. Forgive me, body, for I have been sitting for way too long.
Buttocks Anthem
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You know, if buttocks had a theme song, it would be Shake It Off by Taylor Swift. Because no matter what life throws at them, they just keep bouncing back!
Buttocks GPS
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I think we need a GPS system just for buttocks. In 100 yards, turn left to avoid a wedgie. Or better yet, Recalculating route: too much sitting, please stand for a stretch!
Buttocks Bonanza
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You ever notice how the word buttocks sounds like a fancy dessert? Oh, I'll have the Buttocks Bonanza, please! I mean, can you imagine a restaurant serving that? Excuse me, waiter, there's a fly in my Buttocks Bonanza!
Buttocks Etiquette
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There should be a guidebook on the proper etiquette for sitting in public places. Excuse me, ma'am, your buttocks are invading my personal space. Could you please redirect them?
Buttocks Alarm Clock
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I wish my alarm clock sounded like a motivational fitness coach. Rise and shine! Get those buttocks moving; it's time for some morning squats! But no, it's just the same old annoying beep.
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