5 Jokes For Buttocks

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 15 2025

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Buttocks on Public Transportation

When your buttocks become commuters with attitude
My buttocks have started a petition to install heated seats on the bus. Apparently, they find the current conditions to be an unacceptable level of buttocks discomfort.

Buttocks in the Workplace

When your buttocks take their job too seriously
My buttocks have requested a standing desk. Apparently, sitting all day is against their union regulations, and they're threatening to picket if I don't comply.

Buttocks on Dates

When your buttocks try to sabotage your love life
Trying to impress someone with your dancing skills is challenging when your buttocks decide to interpret the rhythm in their unique, interpretative dance style.

The Unfortunate Situations of Buttocks

When your buttocks have a mind of their own
It's like my buttocks have their own GPS. No matter where I am, they're always pointing in the direction of the nearest comfy couch.

Buttocks at the Gym

When your buttocks become fitness enthusiasts
I thought squats would give me a perky butt, but all I got was a buttocks rebellion. Now they refuse to cooperate unless I promise them a day off on the couch.

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