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What do you call a bus driver who moonlights as a chef? A 'route' master! 🍔🚍
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What's a bus driver's favorite snack? 'Traffic jam' – it's always on the go! 🍿🚍
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Why did the bus driver bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the job was all about reaching new heights! 🚌
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I tried to tell a bus joke to my friend, but it just didn't 'transport' well. Maybe I need a better delivery! 🤔🚍
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Why did the bus driver get a ticket? Because he parked in a 'no-punning' zone! 🚫🤣
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What did the bus say to the passenger who wanted a discount? 'Sorry, I can't drive that bargain!' 💸🚍
The Bus Driver Chronicles
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You ever notice how bus drivers have this unspoken rule that the more you thank them, the slower they drive? It's like they're on a mission to turn gratitude into a traffic jam. You're welcome, but now you're gonna be late.
Bus Drivers' Psychic Abilities
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Bus drivers have this uncanny ability to predict when you're about to press the stop button. It's like they've mastered the art of mind-reading. I'm just sitting there, contemplating my existence, and BAM! The bus screeches to a halt. How did you know, mystical bus wizard?
Bus Drivers: Masters of Small Talk
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Bus drivers are like the unsung heroes of small talk. They have this knack for striking up conversations about the weather, traffic, or the meaning of life—all while navigating a behemoth through the chaos of the city. I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time.
Bus Drivers' GPS vs. My Patience
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Bus drivers have this magical ability to take the most convoluted route possible. I'm pretty sure their GPS is programmed by a cat playing with a ball of yarn. Turn left, then make a U-turn, do a little dance, and voilà, you're at your destination!
Bus Drivers: The Masters of Sudden Stops
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You know you're on a bus when the driver hits the brakes so hard that even your guardian angel gets whiplash. It's like they're testing the laws of physics, asking, Can we defy inertia today? Let's find out!
Bus Drivers' Signature Move: The Unexpected Turn
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Bus drivers have this signature move where they make a turn so sudden, even the GPS says, Wait, hold on, recalculating. I'm just trying to enjoy the scenic route, but it feels more like I'm on a rollercoaster designed by someone with a vendetta against smooth rides.
Bus Drivers: Time Travel Experts
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Ever been on a bus that's so late, you start questioning the laws of time and space? I asked a bus driver once if we were running behind schedule, and he replied, No, we're just on time for a different dimension. Well played, bus driver, well played.
Bus Drivers: Champions of Honking
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Bus drivers have a special relationship with their horns. It's not just a tool; it's an extension of their personality. It's like they have a horn language that only they understand. Honk once for 'hello,' twice for 'I'm late,' and just lay on it for 'I've had enough of this traffic nonsense!'
Bus Drivers and the Mystery of Missing Bus Stops
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I swear, bus drivers have a secret club where they decide to skip a random bus stop every day, just to keep us on our toes. It's like playing bus stop roulette. Will it be your stop today? Spin the wheel and find out!
Bus Drivers: The Original Backseat Drivers
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I was on the bus the other day, and the driver slammed on the brakes so hard, I nearly ended up in the lap of the person next to me. I looked at the driver and thought, Is this a bus or a theme park ride? Because I didn't sign up for the adrenaline rush package.
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