5 Jokes For Bus Driver

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 23 2025

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The Tourist

Trying to navigate a new city using public transportation
Why did the tourist refuse to ride the double-decker bus? They were afraid of heights, but mostly afraid of getting stuck in traffic with a view.

The Commuter

Balancing work and bus delays
Commuting by bus is a test of patience. It's like waiting for a delayed train, but with more interesting characters and fewer seats.

The Bus Passenger

Dealing with the unpredictable nature of the bus schedule
I asked the bus driver if this was the express route. He said, "Express? Honey, on this bus, we're lucky if we even express ourselves!

The Bus Driver

Managing unruly passengers and traffic
I told my passengers I'm not a morning person. They said, "That's okay, we're not paying passengers until after our first cup of coffee.

The Bus Stop Bench Philosopher

Reflecting on life while waiting for the bus
I tried to impress someone at the bus stop with my knowledge of quantum physics. Turns out, they just wanted to know when the next bus was coming, not the meaning of life.

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