4 Jokes For Bundle

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Updated on: Dec 01 2024

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You ever received a gift bundle? It’s like the mystery box of presents! My friend once gave me this huge box, all wrapped up, and I’m thinking, "Wow, this must be something really cool!" Open it up, and it's a bunch of random stuff—socks, a mini cactus, and a rubber chicken. I’m like, "Thanks, I’ll just add this rubber chicken to my ‘things I never knew I needed’ collection!
So, I thought I’d kickstart my fitness routine and bought this workout bundle online. They showed these super fit models lifting weights, doing backflips, and I’m like, "I can do that too!" Guess what? They forgot to mention that the bundle doesn’t include motivation or coordination. I ended up doing something that looked like a mix between a squat and a sneeze. And those resistance bands? More like resistance to my attempts at fitness!
Have you ever bought software online? They lure you in with this enticing bundle: "Get these five programs for the price of two!" And I fall for it every time! But let’s be real, there's always that one software in the bundle that’s like the weird cousin at a family reunion. You never use it, but it’s just there, haunting your desktop. I swear, it’s like a package deal where they slip in that awkward cousin software hoping you won’t notice!
You know what’s a love-hate relationship? Bundles. I mean, they’re like those group discounts—tempting, promising, but man, do they bring a whirlwind of chaos into your life! I got a bundle deal for my internet, TV, and phone. Sounds great, right? But then they sneak in this landline. I’m like, "Who uses landlines anymore?!" It’s like they're saying, "Here, have a piece of the 90s for free!

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